Unless you've been vacationing on a deserted island and had zero access to another human being over the weekend, you already know that Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce got married in an elaborate wedding ceremony at Madison Square Garden.
According to People, Taylor and Travis's wedding vows were 20 minutes each. Taylor's reportedly included some singing. And "Travis was very emotional during the vows" according to People's source.
People's source said "their vows were about 20 minutes each," and that the newly married couple read them from gold books.
Twenty minutes EACH.
I've been to wedding ceremonies that have been less than 40 minutes in total, and honestly if there was even more wedding to go after that, I'd definitely be antsy.
Naturally, people have a lot of feelings about these reportedly long vows. Here's what they're saying on social media:
"if my friends made me listen to vows for a full 40 minutes i think i would’ve burned the venue to the ground"
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"The way I would’ve fallen asleep during travis’ speech 😫"
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"Why would anyone want to listen to how much in love they are for 40 minutes? After about 5 it becomes overdone and unnecessary. Why force friends and family to sit through that?"
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"IMO its your wedding, so do what you want, but 40 minutes of vows seems a bit extreme no?"
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"So they put their 1000 guests to sleep."
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"Bro, 20-minute vows is just a podcast episode with a dress code"
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"40 minutes total-"
"i love her but if i was a guest i’d be miserable LMAO"
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"20 mins each, how long was this damn wedding"
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"Twenty minutes each? That's true commitment. Gold books? ♥️ That's such a memorable touch."
"They gave a sermon."
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"someone said it sounds like a hostage situation and it really does"
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"Anything over like 5min each is 'private vow' territory"
"Taylor and Travis’ wedding vows were supposedly 20 minutes each and as a wedding officiant that’s done hundreds and hundreds of weddings I don’t think you’re realizing how fucking long that is in wedding ceremony time."
"Okay while I’m totally cool with Taylor and Travis having a huge wedding if that’s what they like, I draw the line at 20-minute-long vows 😅"
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"My wife and I’s entire wedding, including our handwritten vows, lasted 12 minutes."
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"if I go to a wedding and someones vows are 20 minutes each I'm getting up and starting in on the food"
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"i actually can forgive 1000+ guests but 20 minute vows is a literal crime"
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"The wedding vows for Taylor and Travis were 20 minutes EACH. 40 minutes of vows total. I love weddings. I love officiating weddings. But if I were to officiate a wedding with 40 minutes of vows, you’d need to provide me with a chair and A Beverage to get through all that"
How do you feel about 20-minute wedding vows? Let me know in the comments.