I'm not here to reinvent the wheel on Day 1. I know what you want first and foremost: rankings, updated constantly, both here and eventually on YouTube.

So, my debut column for Yahoo Fantasy is keeping it classic: a half-PPR top 300. I promise the weird, creative stuff is coming — and I hope you're ready for more charts than anyone else blessed enough to walk through these Yahoo doors.

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On that note, joining this team is surreal. The sheer number of middle school, high school and college classes I've zoned out to in favor of reading, watching and debating Yahoo Fantasy content is embarrassing. But it also shows just how legendary this platform is. My goal is to bring some fresh, chaotic ideas to the video and product teams while honoring the standard Yahoo has always set and continues to set with the current team.

But enough of the sap.

"Just put the rankings in the bag, sir."