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itstimeforstarwars:Lot of straight people at work are getting married lately so I’ve been asking them if the men will be taking the women’s last names and some of the recent ones I’ve gotten:“We talked about it but it’s surprisingly complicated for me to legally take her last name here, so now we’re deciding if we want a vacation wedding somewhere easier to do it.”“Actually both of us are changing our last names because our parents are dicks.”“Honey, Grem just made me realize if I take your last name my name can be Juan Johnson. Honey—Honey don’t look at me like that, my name could be Juan Johnson. Honey you can still take my last name. We can switch. Honey—Honey listen, Juan Johnson!” (said while laughing hysterically).

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itstimeforstarwars:

Lot of straight people at work are getting married lately so I’ve been asking them if the men will be taking the women’s last names and some of the recent ones I’ve gotten:

“We talked about it but it’s surprisingly complicated for me to legally take her last name here, so now we’re deciding if we want a vacation wedding somewhere easier to do it.”

“Actually both of us are changing our last names because our parents are dicks.”

“Honey, Grem just made me realize if I take your last name my name can be Juan Johnson. Honey—Honey don’t look at me like that, my name could be Juan Johnson. Honey you can still take my last name. We can switch. Honey—Honey listen, Juan Johnson!” (said while laughing hysterically).

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