olderthannetfic:Okay, cryptkeepers, let’s do a super well-planned demographic survey.How decrepit are you?A puling infant - <20Advertiser’s wet dream - 20sStill got it - 30sHow dare you not be embarrassed to exist - 40sBasically dead - 50sSounds fake, but okay - 60sBOW BEFORE THE LICH QUEEN, PUNY MORTALS - 70 and up
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| 1 | (x) | 0 | 48.74 | 25-07-2026 |
| 2 | “what would adaman think of gen 5 grimsley?” | 0 | 36.22 | 31-07-2026 |
| 3 | You wake up one day and discover you’ve lost control over a random action or feeling! | 0 | 17.89 | 07-08-2026 |
| 4 | Next up someone is going to claim that the Narnia series isn’t kids books. | 0 | 2 | 14-07-2026 |
| 5 | There should be an equivalent to asking “how’s the wife and kids?” that’s like “so how’s that… | 0 | 2 | 13-07-2026 |
| 6 | 17th century Hungarian-style jeweled saber | 0 | 36.58 | 30-07-2026 |
| 7 | the hauntings of Andrew Wyeth | 0 | 2 | 13-07-2026 |
| 8 | Eternal Sloptember | 0 | 21.68 | 06-08-2026 |
| 9 | 2 Comms for @floofykitty of their oc Ghost Pepper Jack Cookie with Burning Spice experiencing the… | 0 | 28.05 | 15-07-2026 |